Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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