She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?