She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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