So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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