I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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