i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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