i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
organizing the empties. That sober.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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