Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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