So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
