party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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