i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
And then he peed in my hair
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