think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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