i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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