She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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