I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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