I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just blew my weed a kiss
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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