I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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