On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
there's paper in my vomit.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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