You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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