You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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