Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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