You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
