All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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