are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i just google imaged poop.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You took a bar mat shot.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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