and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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