this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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