At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Terrible idea I love it
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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