Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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