is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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