it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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