She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize