Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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