Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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