Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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