We should be called the Road Head Warriors
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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