I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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