in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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