Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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