I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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