Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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