i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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