she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
