what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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