Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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