just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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