Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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