The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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