It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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