I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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