Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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