It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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