haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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