Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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