I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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