Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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