i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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