I hate your face
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
either way he was missing a nipple.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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