oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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