i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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