You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You may now shotgun with the bride
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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